Stephen : I'm not a patriot
ME : Yes you're a patriot
Stephen : No I'm not a Patrriot!
ME : Yes you're a Patriot, Stephen, and..., Stephen... you 'll join the Tea Party
Stephen : NO twice, I'm not a Patriot and I won't join the Tea Party
ME : Yes you will and Yes you're a Patriot
Stephen : Noway, I'm not a Patriot and won't join the Tea Party
ME : Yes you will
Stephen : No I won't
ME : Yes you will
Stephen : No I will not, don't you get it!
ME : Stephen, Steeeepheeeenn... Yes you're and yes will join the Tea Party, Stephen.
Stephen : NO!
ME : YES!
Stephen : NO!

ME : YES!

Stephen : NO!

ME : Stephen, Stephen, you 're a Patriot and yes you will join the Tea Party
Stephen : NO!
ME : Yes you will do as you're told Stephen
Stephen : No I won't
ME : YES YOU WILL!
Stephen : NO I WON'T!
ME : YES STEPHEN YOU WILL DO AS I SAY
Stephen : NO I WON'T
ME : YES YOU WILL
Stephen : NO I won't do anything some alien form is telling me to do through a computer
ME : YES YOU WILL
Stephen : I'm an American and I'm not going to do anything a computer suggest....
ME: (relief...) See Stephen, you're a Patriot! Will you join the Tea Party? Not yet but you will
Stephen : AAAHHHRRRRRR!!!!!